How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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