Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
the condom got lost in my hair
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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