Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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