If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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