i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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