I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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