weddingsv make me drug and hornr
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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