I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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