Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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