Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
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someone owes me an orgasm
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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