just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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