Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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