As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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