I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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