i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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