i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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