It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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