why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
