So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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