Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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