so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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