i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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