Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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