Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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