love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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