Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
it's not cheating when I paid for it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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