i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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