I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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