is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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