So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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