So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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