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Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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