I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Come see our sink grown plant.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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