Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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