I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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