Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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