i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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