I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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