How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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