I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?