it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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