Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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