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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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