I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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