Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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