The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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