just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
i out mim tonsoeep
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