If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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