I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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