He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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