Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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