The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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