I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
It was confusing and full of hummus
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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