..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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