I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Randomize
