Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
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the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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