Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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