eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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