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(845): View more from New York

I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk

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(757): View more from Virginia

She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!

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(703): View more from Virginia

Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick

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(573): View more from Missouri

I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day

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(336): View more from North Carolina

christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.

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(707): View more from California

Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me

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